COMEDY:NEW MINISTERS SWORN IN AT NANDO’S PRESENTS MASS HYSTERIA COMEDY CABINET
“With fist over heart and peri-peri chicken wing in hand, I
do swear that I will be (mostly) faithful to the Comedy Cabinet and will
disrespect and poke fun at the Comedy Constitution and all other hilarious laws
of the Cabinet; and I undertake to hold my office as Minister with honour and
humour; to be truly hilarious; not to divulge directly (but through my
spokesperson) any secret matter or another comic’s material entrusted to me;
and to perform the functions of my office with half-hearted vigour and to be
fired up by comedy.”
These were the words that echoed through the halls at the
official unveiling of Nando’s presents
MASS HYSTERIA, the stand-up comedy tour that takes politics to the people. Now in its third year, the Minsters swore
their oaths to make South Africa a funnier place – and as elections go, this
was one of the stiffest ever.
Nando’s is committed to showcasing SA’s best comedy talent
and invites you, the stunned constituency, to buy your tickets and come see
this truly outrageous and hilarious assembly featuring some of South Africa’s
funniest “ministers” as they assume office – all with the aim of making South Africa
greater through better leadership, the best comedy and the most delicious
chicken.
The new cabinet includes:
John Vlismas – Public Attacker
Tumi Morake – Minister of Hormones, Carbohydrates and
Calmettes
Nik Rabinowitz – Minister of Mental Health, Sunday Lunch and
Personal Hygiene
Alan Committiee – Minister of Headucation and Literasy
Chester Missing – Minister of Non-Human Settlements
Joey Rasdien – Minister of Haircare, Skincare and Aponea
Ndumiso Lindi – Minister of Culture
Mpho Popps – Minister of Single Fathers and Roads
With this new portfolio, politics and comedy are about to
get a shake-up like never before. From grassroots to gravy train, expect the
ministers to tackle topics like Nkandla, e-tolls and the SABC. If you can keep
a straight face, then you clearly didn’t vote!
This is sure to be the country’s cheekiest comedy event this
election year.
Book your seat now to see these hilarious “ministers”
deliver their election promises.
Johannesburg: The
Teatro at Montecasino, 6-9 August 2014
Port Elizabeth: Port
Elizabeth’s Boardwalk International Convention Centre (ICC), 16 August 2014
Cape Town:
Artscape Theatre, 12-13 September 2014
Tickets available at Computicket:
http://bit.ly/NandosMassHysteria
Nando’s presents MASS HYSTERIA - the only government to be
back by popular demand.
Social Media Links:
MASS HYSTERIA:
Mass Hysteria Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/MassHysteriaComedy
Mass Hysteria Twitter: @MassHysteriaSA
#NandosMassHysteria
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