COMEDY:NEW MINISTERS SWORN IN AT NANDO’S PRESENTS MASS HYSTERIA COMEDY CABINET

“With fist over heart and peri-peri chicken wing in hand, I do swear that I will be (mostly) faithful to the Comedy Cabinet and will disrespect and poke fun at the Comedy Constitution and all other hilarious laws of the Cabinet; and I undertake to hold my office as Minister with honour and humour; to be truly hilarious; not to divulge directly (but through my spokesperson) any secret matter or another comic’s material entrusted to me; and to perform the functions of my office with half-hearted vigour and to be fired up by comedy.”

These were the words that echoed through the halls at the official unveiling of Nando’s presents MASS HYSTERIA, the stand-up comedy tour that takes politics to the people. Now in its third year, the Minsters swore their oaths to make South Africa a funnier place – and as elections go, this was one of the stiffest ever.

Nando’s is committed to showcasing SA’s best comedy talent and invites you, the stunned constituency, to buy your tickets and come see this truly outrageous and hilarious assembly featuring some of South Africa’s funniest “ministers” as they assume office – all with the aim of making South Africa greater through better leadership, the best comedy and the most delicious chicken.

The new cabinet includes:

John Vlismas – Public Attacker

Tumi Morake – Minister of Hormones, Carbohydrates and Calmettes

Nik Rabinowitz – Minister of Mental Health, Sunday Lunch and Personal Hygiene

Alan Committiee – Minister of Headucation and Literasy

Chester Missing – Minister of Non-Human Settlements

Joey Rasdien – Minister of Haircare, Skincare and Aponea

Ndumiso Lindi – Minister of Culture

Mpho Popps – Minister of Single Fathers and Roads

With this new portfolio, politics and comedy are about to get a shake-up like never before. From grassroots to gravy train, expect the ministers to tackle topics like Nkandla, e-tolls and the SABC. If you can keep a straight face, then you clearly didn’t vote!

This is sure to be the country’s cheekiest comedy event this election year.

Book your seat now to see these hilarious “ministers” deliver their election promises.

Johannesburg: The Teatro at Montecasino, 6-9 August 2014

Port Elizabeth: Port Elizabeth’s Boardwalk International Convention Centre (ICC), 16 August 2014

Cape Town: Artscape Theatre, 12-13 September 2014

Tickets available at Computicket: http://bit.ly/NandosMassHysteria

Nando’s presents MASS HYSTERIA - the only government to be back by popular demand.

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Mass Hysteria Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MassHysteriaComedy

Mass Hysteria Twitter: @MassHysteriaSA

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